One night a man died and went to heaven. He met St. Peter at the Pearly Gates and St. Peter escorted him in.
As they walked down a long hall there were clocks everywhere but they all went at different speeds. The man asked St. Peter for an explanation. St. Peter explained that each person on earth had a clock and that each time they sinned the clock ticked a tock.
Promptly they passed a clock that wasn't moving and the man asked whose it was. "Oh, that is Billy Graham's."
They passed many other clocks along the hall but one person's they never saw. So he asked: "St. Peter, where is Bill Clinton's clock?" St. Peter said, "Oh, we keep it in the office for a fan."