George Bush died and went to heaven and St. Peter met him at the gates. George asked St. Peter if the people in heaven were as friendly as the people in Texas were. St. Peter said, "Sure they are."
George went for a walk and passed by Moses and decided to speak to him. Moses just looked the other way and kept on walking. Slightly upset by this, George went back to St. Peter and told him what happened with Moses.
St. Peter was confused so he seeked out Moses and asked him why he ignored Mr. Bush. Moses looked St. Peter in the eye and said, "Well Peter, if you will remember, the last time I spoke to a Bush I spent 40 years in the wilderness."
