A teacher, a doctor, and a lawyer all die and end up at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter meets them there and says: "It's good to have you here, but we're a little overcrowded today. You'll each have to answer one question before I can let you in."
Peter turns to the teacher and asks: "What was the name of the famous ship that hit an iceberg and sank in the early 1900s?"
The teacher smiles and says: "That's easy. The Titanic."
Peter lets her in.
Then he turns to the doctor and says: "How many people died on the Titanic?"
The doctor answers: "Well, that's a tricky one, but luckily I just saw the movie, so I know. 1500."
Peter lets the doctor in, too.
Then Peter turns to the lawyer and says: "Name them."
