Three deaf men sit on a train, which makes a stop.
"Is it Wembley?", one of them asks.
"No, it's Thursday," another answers.
"Me too! Let's have a drink!", exclaims the third man.
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An anecdote told by Bertie Wooster to a roomful of aunts, with a lamentable lack of success. And I know it's not PC. Sorry.
