Testejä netissä

Millikanilla oli nämä blogissaan, ja niinpä minäkin, aamuyön ratoksi,
tein pari nopeaa Blue Pyramidin testiä.

Mikä eläin olen -testistä tuli oikein hupaisa myrkkysammakkotulos:

Animal test: http://bluepyramid.org/ia/aquiz.htm

You're a Poison-Dart Frog!
While you may be mild-mannered and unassuming at heart, you are actually a danger
to the health and safety of those around you. Others like to look at you, but it might be
in their best interest not to touch you. Though this isolationist policy can make you
feel lonely and neglected, you can take solace in your universal beauty.
You are most lethal when licked.

Heh-hee...

Mikä kirja olen -testi oli mutkikkaampi.
Se piti tehdä kahdesti.

Book test: http://bluepyramid.org/ia/bquiz.htm

Ensin tuli sotahistoriaa, käsittääkseni yksi alansa klassikoita:

You're The Guns of August!
by Barbara Tuchman
Though you're interested in war, what you really want to know is what causes war.
You're out to expose imperialism, militarism, and nationalism for what they really are.
Nevertheless, you're always living in the past and have a hard time dealing with
what's going on today. You're also far more focused on Europe than anywhere else
in the world. A fitting motto for you might be "Guns do kill, but so can diplomats."

Ja toisen testin tuloksena, öh -?

You're Lolita!
by Vladimir Nabokov
Considered by most to be depraved and immoral, you are obsessed with sex.
What really tantalizes you is that which deviates from societal standards in every way,
though you admit that this probably isn't the best and you're not sure
what causes this desire. Nonetheless, you've done some pretty nefarious things in your life,
and probably gotten caught for them. The names have been changed,
but the problems are real. Please stay away from children.

Lolita. Täh?

No, mikä maa olen -testi vielä:

Country test: http://bluepyramid.org/ia/cquiz.htm

You're Lebanon!
Your room's a mess. Your house is a mess. Heck, your life is a mess.
It all used to be really beautiful, and someone even compared you to Paris once,
but that's all been replaced with heartache and struggle.
You're small, have been influenced by outsiders for too long, and don't know
what to think about religion. At least you smell rather pleasant!

Libanon, mikä ettei.
Tosin: En ole pieni, minulla on paljon mielipiteitä uskonnoista
(no niin on Libanonillakin -!),
ja... en haise hyvälle.

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Ja sitten nukkumaan.

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