• Splenetic

The printer's on Bartleby mode, again.

Why do all these printers and copying machines hate me? Why do they always have to go on Bartleby mode when I would need them to work the most.

"I would prefer not to." This text could just get written on the printer's screen in 'Blood' kind of way.

I just checked every possible thing that Í can think of could be wrong; there is enough paper in both trays, there is ink, there is no paper jammed inside the printer, and it is even willing to print out the document directory. It just won't print out my cartoon translation. Damn it!