• Splenetic

Paranoid & Sunburnt

Managed to get burned by the sun yesterday. After coming back from Combat I noticed my shoulders were awfully red and a bit sensitive, this morning they just didn't bear much touch at all. So no going to Pump today; if a max. 2 kg bag sends shivers down my spine, having a pole of 20 kg on my shoulders... well, I don't think I want to confirm my hypothesis on that one. Instead, I stay home reading 'Rakkaudella, Hynynen' and eating peas I got from the market square. I highly recommend reading the book: veeeeery entertaining and has a few points I've been wondering myself (the mayhem around Christmas, Radio Nova, certain behavioural peculiarities of straight women) and quite a few new things as far as the insides of a male's mind -both up and down- is concerned. Plus I've learnt several new synonyms for pussy, ejaculation and breasts, none of which Hynynen uses, it's always one of the less objective and formal synonyms.

But do explain one thing: with what logic does a male draw an equation mark between a vulva and a pie? What is that mysterious link that has inspired synonyms "torttu" and "piirakka" for my genitalia? Don't get it.

3 kommenttia

Rokkihomo

7.7.2009 19:34

(No kato. Fallosentrisessä kielenkäytössä piirakka on jotain jossa on se varsinainen herkku sitten sisällä. Vaikka lihaa, kaalia tai hilloa, ihan sama. Siinä se idea, kumminkin. Samaa ajatusta noudattaa ystäväni Sannan vuosia sitten ihmettelemä "lempinimi" karvalompakko. Että semmoinen maailma.)

Splenetic

8.7.2009 16:15

Okei... eli tällä logiikalla penis on siis puhkeamaisillaan oleva märkäpaise.

Just... tämä(kään) ei vahvista ajatusta, etteikö miesten yksi aivosolu sijaitsisi nimenomaan peniksessä.. joka sekin on sitten hereillä vain silloin jos ei ole kiireinen kaljan tai urheilun kanssa.

Rokkihomo

11.7.2009 01:30

I get your point, but don't get your logic.