Ei saatana...
Imagine a hug. Yeah, that one. It is henceforth banned. Why? Because it brings genitals so close together and thus lures innocent Christian kids to having es ee ex. NO! WE WON'T HAVE ANY OF THAT! That's why you'll be releaved to know that True Christians (TM) have the Answer: the Christian side hug.
Yeah...
I agree with RationalDischarge: "Leave it to fundamentalists to read depravity and moral failure into a completely innocuous, NON-sexual activity." Next they'll be banning touching because that to is an open invitation to having sex. But notice the funny thing: "I'm a rough rider filled with Christ luv." = I am having anal sex without lube with Jay Cee as the top. But front hugging is bad... I suppose only perverts find sexual aspect in a non-sexual activity.
Post scriptum: Also remember to ban mushrooms, bananas (that means you too, Ray darling!), cucumbers, apples, oysters... and bowls and containers and sticks and belts and... let's just all wear full-burkhas regardless of one's gender. But.. but.. but I will know what's underneath! GENITALS! Ooooh.. ahh... I'm.. filled... with Christian love... oohh... No, no, NOOOO! Kill them, kill'em all!!! No other genitals but mine!!!!
