Wanderer came grinning out of her office on Wednesday, telling me to look up a certain entry in Urbandictionary.com. And I did:
Prom night is...
"For most teenage guys, a form of adult-approved, school sponsored prostitution in which the guy must spend $500 on flowers, a tuxedo, a limo, booze, and a hotel, dance with his escort in front of teachers and close friends while sporting 3/4 chub the whole night, and listen to awful pop music he could get off the radio for free, for which he is guaranteed to dick an untapped pussywell.
For me, an expensive seduction of my left hand."
www.urbandictionary.com
Yes, has changed a little in the last thirty years.
