O.o

It seems getting a pizza has become a rather adventorous experience nowadays. The local Kotipizza tends to always have TV 5 on, and come 9 o'clock... oh dear. Tonight the mindblowing entrance to the "adult" TV turned out to be a bunch of men talking and showing explicitly their use of penis elongator (or whatever the term is). NOT what I'd normally watch. Lovely, isn't it: billions of years and this is as far as we've come, non-medical cosmetic surgery without knife on TV. I'm sure the three teenage boys there must have had an "educating" time, considering the looks on their faces.

Do those things even work? Skin you can stretch but veins, not without surgery. Apart from that there's the one surgery thing where they cut off a ligament to make the penis hang lower but that also makes erection tricky. So what the hell's the point?