• Splenetic

"Dear gods..."

Who ever said that seven hours of pathology on a Friday can't be fun? Especially when you're sitting in the same row with the classmates that have the worst mouth.

Yesterday at some point V brought up a question: does the anus begin to loosen if one has anal sex? I, as very typical to me, looked it up from one of the sexology books I have. The answer, which I presented to the part of my class with these curious minds this morning, is no, not if the sensory system is normal there should be no problems with a little anal sex every now and then.

H, however, was dared to ask the question from the visiting pathology lecturer, who is most of the time a doctor (she, H, would get four packs of cigarettes if she asked him). My first reaction when she opened her mouth and said she had a question: I leaned my head on my hands and said "dear gods...". And what does the doctor do? He answered to the question with his microphone ON. I'm sure just us in the front row knew what the question was and we sure laughed. I know, the question itself is justified but let's look at the mitigating factor: it was a Friday afternoon.

Anyway, H added the aspect of porn stars to the question. Therefore, the doctor/teacher/lecturer said it's likely there will be wounds and scarring before long. Well, I was right since I seeked the answer from the point of view of someone interested in doing it every once in a while, and the doctor was right since he seeked the answer from the point of view of someone more active.

I can't wait for Tuesday... =D