• Splenetic

And yet another test...

You'll never get rest from these!

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What Kind of Reader Are You?
(http://www.gotoquiz.com/what_kind_of_reader_are_you)

Dedicated Reader
You are always trying to find the time to get back to your book. You are convinced that the world would be a much better place if only everyone read more.

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And since I'm kind of partial to penguins...
What Type of Penguin are you?
(http://www.gotoquiz.com/what_type_of_penguin_are_you)

King Penguin
Are you colourful? Do you like orange? Are you a loud mouth? Are you big? Are you organized?Are you a control freak? Are you not very heavy? If most of these are yes then pick this.

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The result of this test is quite possibly clear to all, after all, this is a Catholic thing, and I'm not even a Christian... but what the hell.

Dante's Inferno Test
(http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv)

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!

In other words, "Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level."

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Purgatory (repenting believers) | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) | Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) | High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) | High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) | Moderate
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) | Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) | Extreme
Level 7 (Violent) | Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) | High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) | High