• Splenetic

Wonderful. Now my night dreams of having sex with a man have penetrated my waking dreams.. so to speak.

Only one conclusion to draw: I really need to get laid. Otherwise someone should find a way to use all the spilling sexual energy within us forcefully celibate individuals this planet holds. We could each light up an entire town for quite a while...

2 kommenttia

Torontosta

19.5.2010 02:00

Would you, really want to, do i t with a man?

Splenetic

19.5.2010 22:04

In real life, nooooooo! Naw, I'm just so very frustrated.

Penises are filthy and ugly. The only sexual activity I could engage in with a man would involve chains, restraints, recks, gags, fire, needles, a catheter (without anesthesia, of course) and much unwanted pain for the guy. Not masochistic pain, though, the whole kick is that he does not want to experience pain and especially not to enjoy it. And it would have nothing sexual in it for me, so... :)