And then some more memes.

From http://siwamika.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!835F1CA086A1A3C2!412.entry I found this one; it was called ”Melko lyhyt meemi” so I also took the liberty to shorten it.

WHICH VEGETABLE WOULD YOU BE? Who claimed I’m not one already?
YOUR FAVOURITE PLANET? Pluto (I refuse to change the solar system I was taught at school!)
WHERE WOULD YOU NOT WANT TO GO? At the nuclear testing site at the time of the explosion.
WHERE WOULD YOU WANT TO GO? South Africa.
YOUR WILDEST DREAM? All the killing dreams are quite wild, in the negative sense of the word; I once cut someone’s throat with a sword, some other night I watched someone else hitting another in the head with a tile (that cracking sound and the silent, soft blood streams making their way through the pale face… this is the only thing I remember from that particular movie… and the snow globe that Latino guy was hit with; I think Richard Gere starred the movie).
CAN YOU FUNCTION IN YOUR DREAMS, I.E. CAN YOU TALK, WALK…? Yes. And cut throats.
WHAT WERE YOU IN YOUR PREVIOUS LIFE? I am convinced I was a fierce and mighty warrioress living in a realm in which women rule and there are dragons and mischievous elves.
AND WHAT WILL YOU BE IN THE NEXT LIFE? I don’t want to know.
IS THERE LIFE IN THE UNIVERSE (IN ADDITION TO THE EARTH)?: Sometimes I question the existence of life on this planet. As a consolation, I want to believe there is intelligent life, somewhere out there.
WHAT DID YOU DO BEFORE YOU GOT STUCK IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER? I fired the Surgeon General. =)
AND WHAT WILL YOU DO NEXT? Go to bed and read something before falling to sleep. Hopefully. Eventually.
WHAT THING WAS BETTER IN THE MIDDLE AGES? As far as I know, nothing.
AND IN THE ANCIENT (GREECE, ROME…)? No Christianity.
WHERE IS THE LINE? The line of my physical buffer zone is that of an average schizophrenic. In other words, bigger than normal people.
IS THERE ANY ORDER IN THE UNIVERSE? 42.
CAN WE ANNOUNCE YOU AS A CANDIDATE FOR NEXT BIG BROTHER SHOW? Hab SoSlI’ Quch!
HAVE YOU EVER ORDERED ANYTHING FROM TV-SHOP? I plea guilty.
WHY DO HUMANS HAVE EYEBROWS? Good question… Well, I suppose pimples have to have some place to dwell when they’re waiting for the worst possible moment to appear in the most visible possible place on your face.
EXPLAIN TIME? A relative concept. And an illusion. Lunch time doubtly so.
FROM WHICH ATTITUDE DISABILITIES DO YOU SUFFER? I complain, whenever, wherever and about whatever.
WHO BRINGS FORTH YOUR PREJUDICES? Blondes, pissis people and blonde pissis people.
HAVE YOU PAID YOUR TV LICENSE? Yes, I have.
CAN ONE MAKE OUT YOUR HAND WRITING? If they happen to carry a magnifying glass with them.

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What is your life rated?
http://www.caffeinenebula.com/quizzes/quizFiles/ratings-mpaa/quiz.html

”Your life is rated PG!”
PG being an abbreviation for Parental guidance. PG? Screw you guys, I’m going home!

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How grammatically correct are you?
http://www.quizilla.com/users/BaalObsidian/quizzes/How%20grammatically%20correct%20are%20you%3F%20(Revised%20with%20answer%20key)/

I'm a GRAMMAR GOD!

"Congratulations! If your mission in life is not already to preserve the English tongue, it should be. You can smell a grammatical inaccuracy from fifty yards. Your speech is revered by the underlings, though some may blaspheme and call you a snob. They're just jealous. Go out there and change the world."

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Which Golden Girl Are You?
http://web.tickle.com/tests/goldengirl/index.jsp

I’m most like Dorothy

”Hey, Pussycat. OK, so maybe that's not your nickname, but you're most like Dorothy because you've got a lot going on upstairs. You're a smart cookie who's got your feet firmly planted on the ground. You don't get caught up in pie in the sky ideas or ditzy daydreams like some other people we know.

Realistic and practical, you're the one people count on to tell it like it is. Honesty is a great policy, but keep in mind that people may not always want to hear it. It's your quick wit and clever comments that will stir up the most laughs. Now that's smart!”