It's not every day that you get email from a friend, asking you if you'd like a topless calendar for Christmas.
My reply: Topless of who?
The reply: Either one of us...
Translation: Her or Hubby
Reaction: *sound of crickets*
Eventual decision: WTF...
So, apparently I will soon be the owner of quite the interesting calendar... (not of hubby)
If there was ever a time when I needed a strong shot of espresso, this was that time...
Wire in The Blood was excellent tonight... Hermione Norris is such a babe, but then I tend to like the quietly sultry types... who carry guns and have lips that I just want to devour...
I also like Robson Green, but I have always appreciated splendid character acting...
Today I played computer tech for de folks for a good long while; where the hell do the tracking cookies come from anyway?
I don't tend to get them, but then again I bought some bad-ass software to fill many gaps in my computer security...
I suppose we should thank Bill Gates, eh? Pink elephants indeed!
I actually don't watch TV as much as this blog would make it seem like I do...
I just watch a handful of shows when I can and tend to check out the movies. Some nights I do spend time surfing aimlessly, but generally the TV is off and unplugged.
However...
Wire in The Blood is on tonight! Seeing as how last week was foreplay, this week should have the main event!
Whohoo!
So, while pretending to work, my mind wandered and ended up finding the most INTERESTING site devoted to The L Word.
I liked The L Word and can't wait for it to return to TV, but it did take me about 4 episodes to get over the VERY plastic lives of the characters...
Eventually, I simply shrugged it off and decided: It's TV baybe!
LOL
Anyway, the site I found is this one:
It has photo galleries and a collection of videos that made my panties melt a little... (Yes, I am a perv... So?)
Now, I really DO have to finish this presentation, I do!
(Don' wanna!!!)
What on earth is this Hell's Kitchen show?
You could not pay me to eat the food they are creating, but then I have always been more interested in less pretentious foods... Not that fine cuisine does not appeal to me, but when it is too much of a big deal and too expensive and simply does not taste good, who cares?
Asian, Mediterranean, African, Central and South American Cuisine go a long way to being delicious, exotic and interesting, without being overboard...
Other times, nothing beats a huge and greasy hamburger with everything, steak cut fries, an ice cold Coca Cola and a hunk of drop-dead chocolate cake...
One can't be too healthy all the time...
Yes, it's an Olivia Newton John moment!
Actually it's just me, preparing to workout, gotta look my best for when I finally have my dream of being the meat in a Jorja/Mariska sandwich come true...
Well, I feel quite accomplished...
I managed to write a poem today...
I tried publishing them for a while, but I kept getting answers from publishers that basically said: Your poems are too erotic, too lesbian, just too... HOT! for our straight-laced, up-tight press... Sorry...
Um...
Ya, ok...
Bedtime for me...
You remember Dirty Dancing...
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"Olivia!"
"Yes, Dickey?" (Work with me here: SVU is produced by Dick Wolf.)
"How do you call your lover girl?"
"Come here, lover girl!"
"And if she doesn't answer?"
"Oh lover girl..."
"And if she still doesn't answer?"
"I simply say:
Raa-in, oh Raa-in
My sweet Rain, you're the one!"
"Raa-in, oh Raa-in
My sweet Rain, you're the one..."
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Yes, that has a nice ring to it, noh?
Now to set this improbable and impossible plan into motion!
Strange day...
For whatever reason, I am feeling very lonely today...
Some of my friends ask why I live on the edge of Siberia, sometimes I have an answer, other times I don't know.
I left a MAJOR city about 3 years ago, having finally had enough of the rat-race, at least for a while.
But now I think I am ready to join it again...
It's raining, but it's Friday, so who cares?
Today promises to be a calm day otherwise, no doubt I will get a lot done, just as soon as I have my coffee.
My puppy is not real thrilled about the rain of course, it's adorably pitiful really...
I am still trying to figure out why it is along weekend though, I am afraid I am so obtuse when it comes to holidays. Normally, that does not matter, but boy howdy!
When I have a girlfriend and forget holidays!
Sheesh!
All hail the various electronic calendars and reminders available online...
