It's not every day that you get email from a friend, asking you if you'd like a topless calendar for Christmas.
My reply: Topless of who?
The reply: Either one of us...
Translation: Her or Hubby
Reaction: *sound of crickets*
Eventual decision: WTF...
So, apparently I will soon be the owner of quite the interesting calendar... (not of hubby)
If there was ever a time when I needed a strong shot of espresso, this was that time...
