Uusi Tom Cruise gay-huhu!

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  • TopGun
  • 6.7.2005 21:27
Uuden rajun liikkellä olevan huhun mukaan Tompan ja katien lekkisuhde väsättiin kokoon ennätysajassa koska Cruise ja Matchbox 20-laulaja Rob Thomas jäivät kiinni sängystä Thomasin vaimolle.Cruisen väki teki diilin Holmesin kanssa joka takaa Holmesille miljoonia korvauksena leikkisuhteesta!

Alla enganninkielinen raportti huhusta:

Independent Sources

Bureaucrats?Independent Sources Confirms Existence of Tom Cruise/Rob Thomas Rumor Independent Sources announced today that it has uncovered a new, previously undiscovered Tom Cruise rumor:

Tom Cruise and Matchbox Twenty’s Rob Thomas are lovers!

Independent Sources has hesitated writing about Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes for many reasons. First, there are other things going on in the world that, believe it or not, rank higher on the importance scale. Second, pretty much everything that can be said is being said.

However, someone (I’ll call her Mistress of the Hollywood Rumor) just walked into Insider’s office with the following dish that I feel compelled to pass on. I did a quick check of Technorati and it wasn’t there. So even if it is not true, it is at least original.

No doubt that anyone with an Internet connection has read about Tom Cruise being gay. According to rumor lore, he has had a long-time boyfriend in Chicago who is an Asian pilot for American Airlines. This is an accusation that Cruise and more importantly Cruise’s many attorneys vehemently deny.

There have been many stories that supposedly corroborate his sexuality but never a smoking gun. Rumor mongers attribute this to the fact that Cruise goes to great lengths to cover his tracks. We are told that everyone around him signs extensive confidentiality contracts with enormous penalties for indiscretion. (Exhibit A: the 8–page confidentiality contract Cruise’s housekeeper was forced to sign).

Such stories have been around for years and Cruise has evidently attempted to counter them with a series of high-profile heteronormative relationships. First, Nicole Kidman, then Penelope Cruz, and most recently Katie Holmes. In each instance, the “relationship” is actually a contract that gives the women a boost to their careers, a lot of money, and an elegant lifestyle.

Here is where this particular rumor gets interesting. Not long ago, Marisol, the wife of Matchbox Twenty’s Rob Thomas (who has had to contend with his own rumors of bi-sexuality) found her husband in bed with Tom Cruise causing Cruise’s people to shift into high gear.

First, Mrs. Rob Thomas was bought off for an undetermined sum. Second, Cruise and his handlers set out to immediately find Cruise a girlfriend. Second-tier actresses were targeted. A list was drawn up with Jessica Alba (#1 pick) and three other girls who fell out for various reasons. Originally targeted (#3 I think) but later rejected as “undesirable” was rumor queen Lindsay Lohan. Way down at #5 on the list was Katie Holmes, but that was the one with whom they were able to strike a deal.

Once the contact was signed, photo ops were set up, leaks were made to the right places, and we’ve had celebrity relationship on steroids ever since.

One thing I will credit this rumor for is how it nicely explains Tom’s behavior this past few months—including the couch jumping episode on Oprah. Cruise simply didn’t have time for the Holmes rumors to circulate at its normal speed and he couldn’t allow it to be second page news while the tabloids focused on Brad, Jennifer and Angelina. No, this relationship had to immediately become the “it” topic.
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  • Bilquis
  • 8.7.2005 5:21
*saa tyrän nauraessaan niin VITUSTI* toivottavasti toi juoru on totta!! Olisi vaan niin helvetin älyttömän hävyttömän hervottoman hauska! Tomppahan niin scientologiaa uskontona kehuskelee, kun se on niin hänen elämäänsä parantunut. Scientologithan esimerkiksi väittävät voivansa "parantaa" homoseksuaalisuuden. Tai näin olen ymmärtänyt. Näinä aamuyön tunteina kun ei voi mistään olla enää varma. Olenkohan minäkään olemassa?
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  • niin?
  • 26.7.2005 15:43
Mitä mielenkiintoista tai hauskaa tässä on mitä nämä kaksi herraa tekevät tai ovat tekemättä? Täsysi-ikäiset keskenään.
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  • Annukka
  • 26.7.2005 15:46
Luin monta vuotta sitten, että Tom Cruise olisi haastanut oikeuteen yhden miehen, jonka väitti Tomin olevan homo? Vaati useita miljoonia dollareita kunnianloukkauksesta?
En pidä Cruisesta,on niin pieni ja niin luonnoton, hampaat, naama, kaikki uudelleen laitettu. Myös Church of Scientology jäsen? Myös kummallista, että miehellä ei ole omia bioloogisia lapsia ja naisjutut ovat lyhyitä.
Onneksi ei ole saanut yhtään Oscaria, hehehehhe.
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  • Leila
  • 28.7.2005 3:33
Biologisten lasten puutehan tekee miehestä auttamatta homon ja liitto Nicole Kidmanin kanssakin kesti vain lyhyet 10 vuotta.

Ottamatta kantaa herra Cruisen mieltymyksiin kommentoin vain, että perusteluiden valinnassa kannattaisi käyttää edes kevyttä kriittisyyttä.
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  • Nicole
  • 30.7.2005 16:45
Hollywoodissa on ERITTÄIN harvinaista että liitto kestää 10 vuotta,jo siksi Cruisen ja Kidmanin liittto epäilyttävä.Toki on tapauksia kuten Goldie&Kurt sekä Travolta&Kelly P.