I got a phone call from a friend today...
Anyway, it reminded me of another time, when this friend asked me what to do about her tongue getting tired an her jaw cramping. (She had just come out and had her first girlfriend. They are still together, aww...)
Since when did 'I' become the lesbian sexologist?
I took her to an Ice Cream parlour and bought her a double scoop in a cone and some big gum balls.
Straight (Yes I know, the word 'Straight' and me hardly go together in a sentence...) faced I instructed her to eat the ice cream without eating the cone itself and to then chew at least 3 of the gum balls at the same time.
I sagely told her that if she did thus every day, her stamina would increase...
After some very long moments, my friend processed what I said and then proceeded to chase me with the ice cream while I howled with laughter.
After the danger was over, I reassured her that she would get used to it and one day would look back in fondness at her sore neck and jaw cramps.
We used to go out and eat every weekend, I miss her...
The stories those dinners and the subsequent 'post-dinner' events generated are damn funny...
