It's another day!
Today, my fun amusements included: Writing boring, dry, dreary letters to people, asking them to please pull their heads out of 'you know where' and please hurry it up...
You know:
To whom it may concern,
Though I am aware that 'Chronic Cranial-Rectal Impaction', is a valid condition for someone in your profession, would it be possible for you to dispense with the symptoms just for a little while?
Thanks ever so much...
A sarcastic lesbian from Siberia...
Now I need a vacation! I am starting to feel punchy!
"We are Dyslexic of Borg! Resistors are fertile! Prepare to have your arse laminated!"
(Shhh, I am Dyslexic, so I get to make fun!)
